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Stickers that
hit harder.

We're a custom sticker print shop with built-in attitude. Upload your artwork — logo, meme, doodle, middle-finger, whatever — and we'll print it on premium waterproof vinyl. Or grab one of our pre-designed bad decisions below.

✱ Matte black mailers✱ Waterproof vinyl✱ Worldwide bad influence✱ Free shipping $30+
Our specialty

Custom stickers,
printed how you want.

Send us your art. We handle die-cutting, kiss-cutting, sheets, rolls, holographic, clear, glitter — you name it. Bulk pricing for shops, bands, brands, and trades.

1. Upload

PNG, JPG, SVG, AI, PDF — we'll work with it.

2. We Proof

Free digital proof before we print a single sheet.

3. Ships Fast

Most orders out the door in 3–5 business days.

What we print
  • Die-cut singles
  • Kiss-cut sheets
  • Sticker rolls / labels
  • Holographic & glitter
  • Clear & frosted vinyl
  • Bumper & hard-hat stickers
  • Bulk runs (100 – 10,000+)
Best sellers

The greatest hits

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Why Bitch Slaps

Waterproof

Built for bottles, toolboxes, coolers, and vehicles. Won't peel in the rain.

Thick Vinyl

Premium outdoor-grade material. Industrial adhesive. Holds anywhere.

Made To Last

Fade resistant. Weather resistant. Survives more than your last relationship.

Frequently Slapped Questions

You've got questions.

How long until my stickers ship?+

Pre-made designs ship in 1–2 business days. Custom orders ship in 3–5 business days after you approve the digital proof.

What file should I upload for custom?+

Vector (AI, EPS, SVG, PDF) is best. PNG/PSD/TIFF at 300 DPI works too. Screenshots and Google Images do not.

Is there a minimum order?+

Nope. Order one custom sticker or ten thousand — bulk pricing kicks in automatically as quantity goes up.

Will they survive outside?+

Yes. 3mil outdoor-grade vinyl with a UV laminate. Waterproof, fade resistant, and dishwasher tested by people who shouldn't.

Do you offer free shipping?+

Free U.S. shipping on every order over $30. Anything under ships flat-rate, usually a few bucks.

Can you print copyrighted artwork?+

Only if you own it or have written permission. We don't print stolen art or trademarked logos that aren't yours.

Talk to a human

Need a hand?

Bulk order, tricky artwork, or a question we haven't covered? Hit us up and we'll get back within one business day. No bots, no phone tree, no "we appreciate your patience."

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